"Hey master, D-Man, got my manga piece?"
I chuckled as he handed me my preselected weekly fix from my slot behind the counter.
We had one been tight since we were 12--the skinny master comic geek and the portly comic geek, dreaming of super powers and loose ass women. Jeannie had changed that our sophomore year of college. Daniel master was either unwilling to share capital one master card me or unable to deal with the fact that I was getting laid capital while he wasn't. Whatever the reason, we parted company.
I guess it's true what they say: confidence makes a man attractive. Since he had inherited the card money to buy this comic shop, he ass had master become one of the most confident and content people I knew. He really had come into his ass own. It made a world of difference in his personality.
"Excuse me pics, Sir capital one master card," she said to Daniel, "May ass I use your storeroom pics for a ass moment."
"So she's hypnotized?" I capital one master card asked one incredulously.
He handed me a black ball cap with 'Bad Guy card' in ass white letters written on it. He put one capital on himself that said 'D-Man assmasterpiece' and I followed suit card; You have to pick ass your battles with Daniel and some things aren't worth arguing about. I capital figured maybe he'd tell card me what was going on capital one master card eventually if I went master along with him. I ass really doubted he had hypnotized capital one master card Angie.
"A one radioactive assmasterpiece prostitute?"
He grinned sheepishly master and shrugged, then turned back to Angie.
"D-Man, you fiend." she cried, "Only a twisted madman like you would use salami as ass a ass weapon. But no matter,. You can capital one master card't destroy the city with your prick in my twat. And you will pics fuck me, D assmasterpiece-Man. Oh yes, you will."
Daniel ass grinned at ass me like a toddler who assmasterpiece'd just managed assmasterpiece to hit the ass toilet assmasterpiece bowl for the first time. I master just stared capital, still having a hard time believing that I was seeing this.
"No." I protested. "Dude, I have a girlfriend."
"See, D ass-Man!" said Angie, "Even piece your evil accomplice is piece not assmasterpiece so evil as to use such a weapon. Once he ass has been fucked by master TurboWhore, he will forsake evil forever!"
"Shit. All capital one master card right." he looked around master, "Would you be card willing to wield the Stapler ass of the Apocalypse?"
"D-Man, you should know piece by now pics--I capital'm the Fastest Fuck on the piece Planet."
"It does, doesn capital one master card't one it D-Man," Angie ass cooed, "Give in to the pleasure."
"You leave me no choice, D-Man," said Angie reaching back to ass undo her card top. "Behold: The master Jugs of Justice!"
"Well, they say a hypnotized person won ass't do anything that they really don't want to do," said ass Daniel, shrugging.
"Yes."
"OK, then," said Daniel "Awake, marvel ass zombie, awake."
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Daniel sighed.
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